It's a HotDog? It's a DogDoll? No, it's Hotdoll for Dogs

Hotdoll: The Sex Doll for Dogs (Click to read the original post)



Is your dog in heat and humping anything it can wrap its horny little legs around? Are you constantly having to pry your promiscuous pooch off the legs of guests, parents and members of your church? Protect your leg from a hump attack by getting Scruffy a Hotdoll. Yes, it's a sex doll for dogs. It's shaped like a dog and it'll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.

God, I love the Internet. Hit the jump for more hot dog-on-doll action shots. Don't pretend like you don't want to see them.

Life of a programmer

Well, I'm in IT-er. If heaven is computerized, will I die like him :p


Programmer isn't a good job as lot of people think that it is; as I always tell people I'm a economically low-cost programming labourer (not slave?!?! lol) Trust me, a programmer (or software engineer) is paid much lesser than the labour power exploited. Don't believe it? See the below pic ...

Beijing's Push & Pull

Browsing photos in my phone, need to free some memory. Found these 2 funny pics. Hehe... I have already heard from friends that China people always have funny translations to English. Here are 2 funny ones that I saw by my own eyes. The doors are of Bank of Beijing, hmm.... Main local bank....

See the words? 拉 in chinese means pull, but it's translated as PUSH

And 推 in chinese means push, but it's translated as PULL


Funny? :) Stay tune....

P.S. I have difficulty to write this pull-push 推、拉 post, always mixed them around.
又：我想北京应该很少人会察觉到吧……毕竟洋人只看懂英文，只会pull&push；中国人只里会推或拉……但是奥运会要到咯……
P.P.S.S I know because I'm a Malaysian Chinese. Kita tahu Inggeris, Cina, dan Malayu. MALAYSIA CHINESE BOLEH!!!!! Hahahahahhahahaha.....~~

My 1st MP3 player - iPod Shuffer

When something happens, it keeps happening... Forgot which saint said that. Ever since I write my blog for the first time, here is another brand new experience happened to me yesterday -- I BOUGHT MY 1ST MP3 PLAYER!!! It's iPOD Shuffle (my favourite blue :)) Holy Moo~~~~~~~

So what's so great about buying an MP3 player? Yeah, it's not so great at all to most of the people. But it's super duper tension to me, and awkward to me too. Coz' I'm the one saying buying a seperate mp3 player is a waste (coz' I owe an N80), especially iPOD products, so damn expensive. Hoahahaha....真的是自打嘴巴……

Then why I changed my mind suddenly? Sure I've prepared myself tons of reasons to comfort myself ler, hehe...
1. My N80's battery couldn't last long if I listen to songs (really?!)
2. I need music to do sports since I didn't exercise for quite a while (sick ler, skipping gym coz' traveling ler), carrying a N80 isn't a good way to listening to music, hehe...
3. The only cool, small, bluish, really portable when I jog is iPOD Shuffle
4. A lot more.... Hehe...

Well well, ok, I lied. I bought iPOD because I want my very 1st to-jog-with MP3 player (this is true) to be a cool one. So.... Haha...

Not agree, see the ad :) From YouTube :)

Andrew Lim's 1st Blog

Hew~~~ Finally, I registered an account with blogspot.com to start my first blog... Why am I doing this? Well, there's a stupid moron in US (my primary+secondary schoolmate) said something about the Malaysian first full-time blogger who makes money by blogging (such a word?) in msn:

Fren, "Do you have a blog?"
Me, "No, no time, no mood, no good english, no nothing...." (Just being lazy in short la, dumb s)
Fren, "What? You're doing programming for quite a while and you don't have one? What the tut..."
Me, "What what? I just wanna live peacefully cannot meh? blurdy hell... So what's so great about it?"
Fren, "Tut you man, don't you know there's a "full-time blogger" (Oh well, the first time I heard about it) in Malaysia? He earns a lot of money, bla bla bla... and here's his blog url xxx.liewcf.cum, so check it out..."
Oh well, oh well, another dream for him to dig more golds for his life...
Me, "Oh wait a minute, the domain name seems familiar to me."

OMG~~~~~~~~~ I see the full-time bugger liao.... oops, blogger sorry.... He was my coursemate!!!!!!!!!

@_@ @_@ spinning @_@ @_@
He is from my course, I know him coz' I join his class before... and he has become somebody, and who am I? the top 5 of my course, who has I become? A waiting-exploit-to-be-low-cost-cheapo-programming labourer in my late 20's.
OMG~~~~~~ @_@ @_@ spinning @_@ @_@

Fren, "So, interested?..."
Me, "Oh well, nothing's great about it... Let's see if I've the time..."

Concealing the inspiration, I lied. Hahaha... Not because of the money, because he's doing something he really likes. I like programming though, I like to blog too. But I've never started since I have completed my very first personal website years ago. Oh ok, I lied, I just had the first homepage done, and it's closed by the host (I'm cheapo, I didn't pay, hoahahahaha)

Therefore, I registered blogspot yesterday (it's free anyway, why not? :D), and write this crap today.